Coffee Fix Crossbody Bag

Coffee Fix Crossbody Bag
Because reality is exhausting and coffee doesn’t judge.

This isn’t just a bag — it’s a survival tool for the fashionably unstable. Designed like your favourite coping mechanism (a massive takeaway coffee), this vegan leather crossbody is embroidered with Coffee in case your dead-eyed stare didn’t say it loud enough. Gold chain strap? Obviously. Drama? Always.

Fits just enough: blunt, lip balm, meds, tarot cards, and your last three brain cells. Emotional support husky sold separately.

Pair it with dirty boots, starry skies, and the crippling weight of your own potential. Or just throw it on with a ‘Satan Loves You’ tee and go hex your ex in style.

💫 Witchy. Weird. Wonderfully unhinged.
Express your wild — even if you're running on fumes.